The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 09, 2008
Dusty: So, that Ah was, face-ta-face with an angry female grizzly! She had already mauled mah partner, and all Ah had fer protection was mah walkin' stick! Woman: What did you do?! Dusty: Well, just as Ah was about to be sausage-a-fied, Ah noticed somethin' peculiar.... this bear had a pronounced limp! Professor: Oh, for the love of... Dusty: So, Ah did what any gentleman would do... ah offered her mah cane! Woman: Did she take it? Dusty: She was so grateful, she even helped me carry mah hurt friend back ta camp! Burt: Another drink, Professor? Professor: No thanks, Burt. I've got to go see how my Brooklyn Bridge listing on eBay is doing... Dusty: Ah still get a card from that bear every Christmas!