The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 24, 2021
Evelyn: I'll read your horoscope to you, Dusty. What's your sign? Dusty: Ummm... Gemini, I reckon. Evelyn: "Gemini... money is headed your way!" Well... isn't that nice!! Dusty: That's no revelation, Evelyn. Money is always headed my way. The only problem is it never gets here! Evelyn: You should have been an Aries! Their money arrived last week!