The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 26, 2022
Professor: To the Pilgrims, who celebrated the first Thanksgiving in the New World... before the Pilgrims, the Druids held a "harvest home" celebration, and before them, the Romans held the feast of Cerealia... before the Romans, the Greeks... and lest we forget our prehistoric ancestors... Dusty: Quite the speech, Evelyn. Evelyn: Yes. Too bad he'll miss the dinner. More turkey, Dusty?