The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 27, 2022
Man: So, Dusty... did you save up a good nest egg for retirement? Dusty: 'Fraid not! Too much wanderin', gamblin' and 5 ex-wives... how 'bout you, pardner? Man: I'm pretty busted, too. Dusty: Too many bad habits, eh? Man: I wish. No, I'm still paying off my student loans from college!