The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for June 28, 2022
Woman: Did you get some nice Christmas gifts, Evelyn? Evelyn: A couple, but I got some awful ones, too! Woman: Me, too! Who would want these things? Look - a trivet with "I Love Kitties!" printed on it! Evelyn: Well... look at this, Gladys! A plastic Venus de Milo with a clock in her stomach! Woman: Hmm.... want to trade for the cat trivet? Evelyn: Absolutely, girl! More tea?