The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 11, 2022
Boone: A "Make Your Own Valentine" class? Evelyn: Come on, Boone! This could be fun! Hello, General. What're you working on? The General: A heart, Evelyn. Evelyn: Funny... it looks like it's made out of barbed wire... General: It is! I'm playing hard to get!