The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for August 16, 2022
Woman: What do you see, Margaret? Margaret: Looks like a green-crested loner bird! Woman: What a specimen! Margaret: Let's try to get closer... General... we're having a little pre-Valentine's Day soiree at my place this evening, and... Woman: Careful, Margaret... don't startle it!