The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for January 26, 2023
Dusty: How are yer sales, Boone? Boone: Mmmm... brisk. How about you? Dusty: Ah haven't sold a one! Ah don't git it! This is a reunion of the number one four-man ranch jug band from Texarkana! Plus, th' ticketed price includes a cup o' punch AND autographed photo of Prince William! Boone: This isn't Prince William. It's Billy from our cardclub. Dusty: Well, he's a Prince ta me.