The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 01, 2023
Dusty: You men march yourselves back to your rooms, now! Man: Hey! What're you people doing in our bar? Dusty: YOUR bar? This here's Dusty and Boone's Old Timey Prospector's Saloon! Dusty: Ah'm the big celebrity owner, so Ah changed th' name ta reflect that. Boone: If you're a celebrity, it's only for being the world's worst bar-namer guy! Dusty: Thank you! I... hey!