The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for March 06, 2023
Professor: Ah... The General returneth! General: Oof! These rations are substandard. Dusty: They ain't really been anythin' ta write home about... Professor: I agree. Today's menu is particularly inedible. Dusty: Miss Overdunne, Ah wouldn't feed this to a dead horse! What gives? Miss Overdunne: I fear Ludmilla's newfound love is interfering with her duties, including the cooking... Dusty: Ah can't eat this. Ah'm headin' to the Alibi fer some pickled eggs. General: Alibi? Ludmilla in love? How long was I gone?