The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for May 30, 2023
The Professor: You're seriously considering skydiving at your age, General? General: Yessir... here's a map of our route. General: Wow. I had no idea such an avenue existed... Acme Pillow Factory, Joe's Cotton Candy, and Staypuff Marshmallow, all on one street! General: There's risk, and then there's calculated risk, Professor... Dusty: Better steer clear of Toby's Pitchforks across the way... .