The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 21, 2023
Professor: "Dear Dusty - I always remembered how you enjoyed the Chief on your visits... so, now that I've sold the house, I have little use or room for him... and now, he's yours! Enjoy! ... Warmest regards, Uncle Clem." Boone: Well, at least it wasn't a big box of his ashes... Professor: "P.S. - the Chief's head is equipped to hold my ashes after my passing on." Boone: Yuck.