The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph and Phil Frank and Joe Troise for September 24, 2023
Dusty: Ah do love eBay... Miss Overdunne? Ah'd like permission ta plow and plant corn across the east field. That Overdunne's mission in life is ta destroy every one of mah good idears! What am Ah supposed to do with a tractor if Ah can't plant any corn?! Boone: You could try and re-sell it... Dusty: Or...! Twenty-six quarter pounders... and ten apple pies! And ya got any corn on the cob?