The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for April 18, 2024

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    Zykoic  about 2 months ago

    In spite of the low turn-out, the company picnic was a blast.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Shake well before using.

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    joyridehawk  about 2 months ago

    He went out with a bang.

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    grange Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Business is booming. At least until Alfred Nobel got tired of killing his own workers and invented dynamite. Mega Corp would never have allowed such socialist mollycoddling of the plebes at the risk of reducing profits. Unintended consequence….. high explosive warheads, guilt over which inspired Alf to create the Nobel prizes.

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    DavidPlatt  about 2 months ago

    One of the corporate health benefits: free treatment for angina.

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    Sir Isaac  about 2 months ago

    Their profits are going up in smoke. Which reminds me, time for wifey and I to watch “Up in Smoke” again soon.

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    MarthaGwen Premium Member about 2 months ago

    BTW, There’s an Army ammunitions plant in Radford, VA that makes nitroglycerin as one of its products. They have a pretty good safety record, but I remember back in 1985 that there was a bad accident involving an 5,000 pound batch of nitroglycerin exploding and a whole storage building was vaporized. All that was left was a half-acre hole in the ground. A couple of the workers were also killed. One man was blown out of the building, but the other man was never found.

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    hooglah  about 2 months ago

    If a sign like this was located outside the White House that said “___ minutes without something stupid happening” all you would need is a zero.

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    well-i-never  about 2 months ago

    When you can’t spell your own product, this is the kind of thing that can happen.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    It’s a dangerous job, but the pay is dynamite.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Big Badda Boom! :)

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    Rick Smith Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Shouldn’t he be taking the numbers off rather than putting a new one on?

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Maybe you should change that to seconds.

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    Grayhair, The Pirate Formerly Known as Tom Powell Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Note to Boss: Never tell a nitroglycerin worker to drop what they’re doing and come see you.

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