The Flying McCoys by Glenn McCoy and Gary McCoy for May 24, 2024

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Two chickens standing at a cross walk. The light turns green. The first chicken asks the second chicken if it will cross the road. The second chicken responds: “Nope, I’m chicken.”

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    Doug K  about 2 months ago

    A good response: “(I’m crossing the road) because I’m not a chicken.”

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    He was annoying, but finger-licking good!

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    E.Z. Smith Premium Member about 2 months ago

    To get to the other side…

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    flemmingo  about 2 months ago

    KFC’s calling for all chicken crossing guards!

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    goboboyd  about 2 months ago

    To annoy the Pe*ker Head in the safety vest?

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    bloodykate  about 2 months ago


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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Why did Trump cross the road? To get to his next scam!

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    Tired  about 2 months ago

    I’m crossing the road to go to KFC. I want to see a chicken strip!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    He’s the c0ck of the crosswalk.

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 months ago

    You want that STOP sign shoved up your tail feathers?????? :)

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    lawguy05  about 2 months ago

    Oh my – he’s talking to himself.

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Besides needing to be on the other side, to get away from you.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 months ago

    You just knew that joke would come back on us all again.

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