The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 22, 2009
Cop: Ugh...Hand me a barf bag! KK: what have you got against firmen? Cop: Those pole dancers have it easy!! They hang around their clubhouse playing pool and watching cable on the taxpayers dime! Its outrageous!! KK: Don't cops get to beat up and shoot people? Cop: Gosh...Imagine what we'd be like if we didnt have that!!