The Knight Life by Keith Knight for February 12, 2012
Gunther: A squirrel monkey went missing from the zoo!! IM following its twitter account!! "arrived fishermans wharf people still wear fanny packs? considering going back to zoo" "OMG you guys rainforest cafe is not what it sounds like...he heh KK: Thats similar to the cobra that disappeared from another zoo a while back!! KK: Its twitter account amassed 200,000 followers!! Gunther: !?!! Gunther: how can a snake tweet without hands?