The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 08, 2012

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    Randy B Premium Member over 11 years ago

    All of these “super” abilities involve short distances (fleas and roaches), very brief bursts of activity (roaches), or very long times to complete the feat (earwigs). Make ‘em big like people and they couldn’t move. (But they’d be much more disgusting.)

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 11 years ago

    but, more importantly, they don’t weigh hardly anything. the more you weigh, the more gravity inflicts itself on you. if those creatures were the same size as their fictional counterparts in those 50’s giant bug thrillers, they could not duplicate the same feats as their normal sized selves

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    rwpikul  over 11 years ago

    A description of why scale matters:

    In falling down a mine shaft: A bug doesn’t notice, a mouse is stunned, a rat is hurt, a human dies and a horse splashes.

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    Dragoncat  over 11 years ago

    Somebody bring in SPIDER-MAN!!!

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    lkcelleo  over 11 years ago

    Go get the spiders from Keith’s apartment. His wife would like that.

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