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The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 23, 2013
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Transcript:
Dexters Gig!! Son!! IM putting together my concert rider...do you want anything? Its a list of outrageous demands that a performer gives to a venue before a show...So far, I have marinated chupacabra tips, the cast of "downtown Abbey" and a corpse flower in bloom...go ahead! ask for anything and they gotta get it!! How about world peace? Cmon son,,,take advantage of this How about a pony?
Beyonce demands red toilet paper. Where the hell do you get red toilet paper? Why does she want it?