The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 03, 2014
Hello! This is urban skipster!! Gunther: Hi!! I paid to be part of the urban skipping session this afternoon... Then I realized how silly it would be to pay 20 bills for something I could do with friends fro free... So I want my money back!! Phone: Im not giving you your money back!! Gunther: why not? Your website guarantees I'll be skipping or my money back!! Sir technically, you'll be skipping whether you attend the session or not! Curses foiled by hipsters again!!