Cop: You're probably wondering why I syopped you!!
Excessive speed...failure to stop...running red lights...
Can I get to my fire now?
Cop: Not to tell me why everyone likes you guys more than us!!
Because firemen don’t stop you for driving while black. Also, firemen actually save you.
Because firemen don’t shoot people in the back as they’re running away; firemen don’t run people down with their vehicles.
Because firemen don’t help each other cover up the facts when you’re shot while unarmed and are running away or have surrendered.
Wow— touchy bunch.
And it’s really hard to confuse a gun and a hose.
February 13, 2017