The Knight Life by Keith Knight for November 15, 2015

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    Randy B Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Self-defecating. Sure, why not?

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    brooklyn51  about 7 years ago

    I prefer to outsource my defecating.

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    Bittermelon of Truth  about 7 years ago

    Did she say that his strip is crap? That honor goes to Stephan Pastis.

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    TIMH  about 7 years ago

    He who shits himself is a self-made man.

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    Sky_Shachaq  about 7 years ago

    My Wife butchers an idiom. She says ’’That’s bridge under the water."

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    K M  about 7 years ago

    I’ve heard some pretty self-defecating humor in my life. But “We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it” has long been one of my favorite mangled idioms. Been using it for decades.

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    steverinoCT  about 7 years ago

    My wife just mangles names, like TV shows: “The Andy Griffen Show”, “Steinfeld”; and she likes that new show starring that guy from “Home Improvements”… you know, Tim the Tailor. And, thanks to “Mary Poppins” and Dick Van Dyke, Santa comes down the “chimeny”.

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    musicalmelody821  about 7 years ago

    My Brazilian neighbor next door gets her “ee” and “I” sounds confused. She’ll say bitch instead of beach and s**t instead of sheet!

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