The Knight Life by Keith Knight for December 20, 2015
Kid: what're you doing mommy? KN: Research!! SHHHHNNAWNNN KN: Your fathers unique snore is both masculine and feminine, wet and phlegmy yet dry and roasted!! KN: apparently, your fathers song provides much needed comfort and protection to orphaned narwhals wombats lemurs blue footed boobies!! Kid: and the winter jacket mommy buys from the research proceeds provides comfort and protection to mommy!! KN: its called " The circle of wife" KK: Snort!!