The Knight Life by Keith Knight for April 17, 2016
He mediates in the meat section of whole foods, wearing goats eye constancy lenses!! He gives hurried the newbie jeebies!! Gimme a hug! weirdo!! He was permanently banned from a mind readers convention!! OMG! OUT! wha!! He is: The creepiest guy in the world!! I don't always vote but when i do.. most wish I hadn't!!