New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 02, 2011

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    vwdualnomand  almost 13 years ago

    does anyone play that anymore? i thought that moo, mud, or zork died in 1997

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    phuhknees  almost 13 years ago

    Take the Magic Bridge!

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    lewisbower  almost 13 years ago

    I’m confused, bewildered and befuddled, again.

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    BlueRaven  almost 13 years ago

    I would adore hanging out with Oscar. Just no Bosie, please. He can be a killjoy.

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    Christopher4  almost 13 years ago

    Whew! Withdrawal is over!

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    ArkyMark  almost 13 years ago

    For the confused : HRM is playing an old text-based adventure game. Look up “Zork” on Wikipedia, and there were quite a few of them like this…

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    picmajik  almost 13 years ago

    Golden Wombat of Destiny is another one like this

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    The Old Wolf  almost 13 years ago

    E, S, S, S, N, E, N, E, NW.THE PIRATE’S TREASURE CHEST IS HERE!

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    The “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” game had a nasty feature:

    < north> You can’t go that way.< north> You can’t go that way.< north> I said, you can’t go that way.< north> OK, I lied.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 13 years ago

    @Baslim: You killed a little dwarf. The body vanishes in a cloud of greasy black smoke.

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    Possum Pete  almost 13 years ago

    At least Vicki got rid of her Radio Shack computer.

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    Digital Frog  almost 13 years ago

    PLUGH

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    cwreenactor  almost 13 years ago

    Oh, no!!! Not Oscar!

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    yyyguy  almost 13 years ago

    which way to the Wumpus woom?

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    Sherlock Watson  almost 13 years ago

    Reminds me of a scene from “The Big Bang Theory,” where Sheldon is playing a similar game:

    “Hit troll with axe!”

    “Hit troll with axe!”

    “Hit troll with axe!”

    “My word, this is one tough troll.”

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    >inventoryYou have a hamster, a paint canvas, one tube of paint, muffins, an axe, and an expired Boston subway pass.>throw axe at oscar wildeYou miss. The only effect is that Oscar Wilde is pouting now.>look at paintWhich paint do you want to look at?>look at tube of paintIt is an ordinary tube of oil paint. The color is “dorian gray”.>paint oscar wildeOscar Wilde moves away from you when you try to paint him.>paint a portrait of oscar wildeI see no brush here.>use hamster as brushThe hamster violently objects.>feed muffins to hamsterThe hamster happily eats the muffins and goes to sleep.>use hamster as brushThe hamster does not object to being covered in oil paint.>paint a portrait of oscar wildeYou paint Oscar Wilde’s portrait in dorian gray.>show portrait to oscar wildeThat has no effect.>get axeTaken.>hit portrait with axeYou tear the portrait.>show portrait to oscar wildeOscar Wilde pouts more deeply. Only his feelings are hurt.You have just wasted valuable time and resources trying to kill Oscar Wilde when you could have just said “Excuse me” and walked by him.You have been eaten by a grue.

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    freeholder1  almost 13 years ago

    I understand young men were what made Oscar Wilde.

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    TheAuldWan  almost 13 years ago

    Pusilarminous polecat!

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    MisngNOLA  almost 13 years ago

    Ok, I know I’m late on this but here’s my command after Oscar Wilde shows up… “Change wallpaper”

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    DaReedar  almost 13 years ago

    It’s been a while, but I think it went:> hang gown over hole > put towel over drain > put box in front of hatch > put mail on box > press babel fish dispenser button

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