New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 22, 2020

Is that regular sacrificial goat blood or premium?

I wonder what it costs to get a car de-possessed?

And where would the demons go? The Highway Cafe of the Damned? (Anyone get that reference? No cheating.)

You can get a great deal on a used Cthulhu at Derleth’s Auto Emporium in Sauk City, Wisconsin.

Bah. Wimpy. Back in the Willys days, Jeeps demanded HUMAN blood…

Better do it, or you might end up in a burning Bentley like Crowley in “Good Omens” …

Henry J! That was what the Yugoslavs used for thier Automotive inspiration!

Does the vehicle require goat’s blood in addition to gasoline, or is it a replacement for standard fuel? If it’s the latter, that’s a bargain, assuming you live near an abattoir that handles goats and doesn’t ask questions.

(I am inordinately proud of myself for working the word “abattoir” into a GoComics comment.)

Sounds more like a ’64 GTO…

The Car Talk guys featured it on their show last week.

If you get that one please stay away from my goats! By the way, you still look wonderful for having left us on this day in 1901!

Someone’s been removing the protections against ghost inceptions and mayhem. Looks like a simple fuse but it was designed by an ancestor of Dr Egon Spengler in Bavaria. Hitler tried to use one in his super tank. Not ever again…