New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 13, 2021

He can’t get Mommy’s organic cooking in jail.

Perhaps he’s channeling Moby Dick.

Ladies and gentlemen, the 51st President of the United States!

That guy was certainly a strong late bid for the image best summarising 2020*.

*If the 90s didn’t end until 2001, and the 80s didn’t end until maybe 1991, and so on, then the image of 2020 can come from 2021.

Is she tripping?

With any luck, he’s melting.

Organic baby food is much more expensive than regular.

Thanks, Pab, I was trying to avoid having to look at his ugly face.

So truly absurd I love it.

2021 to 2020: hold my beer.

Just what this guy needs – more media exposure.

Solution: His first meal should be totally organic. Keep the labels from the packages. From then on, feed him whatever crap you like. If he says anything, show him the labels. See? Organic!

“Totally appropriate” reaction.

I wonder how many marriage proposals that guy received following his media fame?

That pretty much sums up my reaction. I wish we could send him to comic land forever. It would be just punishment. Send him to B.C.

Can the Queen have him beheaded?

The Insurr-ECK-tion, Let’s begin

The Insurr-ECK-tion, Where’ve ya been?

Now the E-LECK-tion, did not go our way…

(But the outcome’s still in play!)

OBJECT! We’re revolting! (Got that right…)

RESIST! See my gun? (Isn’t it cute?)

What you should be noting:

We got fewer votes, so that means that we won!

MAGA Rules!,

The Insurr-ECK-tion, Join the mob

The Insurr-ECK-tion, Do the job

Now the E-LECK-tion, did not go our way…

So come on you MAGAts and you queens

Grab your weapons and your magazines

’Cause the Insurrection’s here and it’s here to stay!

Look out, the Donald is back!

(I’m tired of waiting for Randy Rainbow…)

What a country, huh?

Terrifying!

The original Queen Victoria had John Brown.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown_(servant)

Please don’t scare the little old widow lady.

Practicing his midnight-on-the-cellblock expression?