Never wiggle your stump in a bar.
Start panting next time.
And when I’m correct in dog-tale tail talk interpreting his wiggling says: “Lassie Come Home – with me”
You stay. She’s going to go for a walk.
This proves that, even when we are telling tails, size does matter.
Let me be your left hound man.
And they say size doesn’t matter.
Yet another reason not to dock tails and ears.
Docking/bobbing tails is barbaric and should be outlawed.
Oh, my good poor doggie! What have they done to you – the humans.