Better advice. Don’t get caught.
The guru doesn’t even have a cave!
This is the Bruised Spring(er)steen Spaniel version of the doggone event:
After days here I came walking
Move your tongue, guru do much wisdom talking
You say you’re happy and doing fine
Well go ahead, doggie, I got plenty troubles of mine
Because sad eyes never worked
Forgets them fake gurujis. Yogiji Babaji says the secret to happy life for a doggie is to keep sniffing…. A sniffing doggie is a happy doggie.
He should travel to Pearls Before Swine and ask that question to the Wiseass on the Hill.
It works for Fred Basset!
Fred’s had years of practice. He’s perfected his technique.
I’m not sure the guru would know the difference between a Baba Yaga and a Baba Ganoush.
It’s your only hope though….