Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 09, 2000

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Tom The Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero With Omnipotent Powers! GOD-MAN on the GRIDIRON! God-Man is saving children from a flood in South Africa when.. Voice: God-Man! I need you! God-Man: It's my old buddy, football star Ricky Raines! God-Man immediately streaks to Central City Stadium where Ricky's Cougars are playing the Star City Voles. Using his invisibility power, God-Man moves swiftly to aid his gridiron chum. Ricky: Please! Help me catch it! But suddenly God-Man receives a telepathic message from the Vole defender! Football Player: Calling God-Man! Help me deflect the ball! Over! Then to further confuse matters, ANOTHER omnipotent superhero appears! God-Man: Rajveshi-Man! What are you doing here? Rajveshi-Man: I was summoned by a Vole fan of Indonesian descent in section 13A. God-Man draws on unfathomable wisdom to come to a decision! Announcer: AND RAINES MAKES THE CATCH! COUGARS WIN!! Rajveshi-Man: Hey! God-Man: Sorry, Rajveshi-Man! I'm a Cougar fan from way back! And I'm sure as heck not going to give way to a third-rate deity-superhero! Man: Hey! Rajveshi-ism's got 2.5 million followers.