Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 03, 2001

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When their diverse personalities are brought together, they can do the IMPOSSIBLE!! Tom the Dancing Bug presents the Return of THE IMPOSSIBLE SQUAD! 2001 Rootin' Ruben Bolling Sgt. Mac Hardy Double-fisted, nail-eating powerhouse! Specialty: explosives Sgt. Rock Rumble Barrel-chested, hot-headed tough guy! Specialty: explosives Sgt. Nick Wylde Hard-nosed, gutsy double-flusher! Specialty: explosives Sgt. Kurt Steele Heavyweight, fists-flyin' hotshot! Specialty: explosives Sgt. Jack Dukes Cigar-chomping, hulking steamroller! Specialty: entomology Sgt. Hardy: Alright, you goldbricks! What do we know about this NAZI PLAN TO ASSASSINATE WINSTON CHURCHILL? Sgt. Rock Rumble: Just that it's already in motion! Any ideas? Sgt. Nick Wylde: How's about we rig two barrels of DYNAMITE to the front door of 10 Downing Street... Sgt. Kurt Steele: When Fritz opens it...KABOOM! Sgt. Mac Hardy: You meatball! What if it's an inside job?! Sgt. Rock Rumble: OR, we could wrap ol' Winston up in a PLASTIC EXPLOSIVE VEST, yessir! Sgt. Mac Hardy: Don't call me "SIR"! I'm a SERGEANT! I WORK for a living! Sgt. Rock Rumble: Ah, so am I! We ALL are! Sgt. Nick Wylde: Quit yer gabbin', ladies! We got an intelligence report! Sgt. Mac Hardy: What's it say, ya big lug? Sgt. Nick Wylde: The Nazis are gonna release a jar of POISON-COATED FIRE ANTS into Churchill's house! They're trained to enter his mouth as he sleeps! Sgt. Jack Dukes: HOLD IT! The PHORID FLY is the natural enemy of the fire ant! If we can... Sgt. Mac Hardy: ENOUGH WITH THE BUGS, Dukes! This is a job for TNT! Grab a barrel and MOVE OUT! NEXT: BLASTED BUGS!!