Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 12, 2005
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling He'll go eighteenth century on your butt! JUDGE SCALIA This week: "Kids These Days" Judge Scalia was enjoying his day off, observing the execution of a teenage, when -- Man: I love that new booster seat for the chair...! Man #2: JUDGE SCALIA! The court is considering the constitutionality of the execution of minors! In no time... CRASH Judge Scalia: What's this I hear about killing kids? Man: Scalia! We think it's "cruel and unusual punishment"! Judge Scalia: But here are the founding fathers -- they WROTE those words! Ghost: And we say is a punk is a punk...in any millenium! Man #1: Come on, Scalia! You know that only YOU can see them! Man #2: And many people today oppose to execution of minors! Judge Scalia: Only if you count pinkos, subversives and foreigners! If you only count REAL Americans, EVERYONE favors it! Ruth Bader Ginsberg: You're too late, Scalia! We have a majority! Judge Scalia: NOOOOOOOO! Next Week: Judge Scalia gets his revenge, in the Ten Commandments case! Judge Scalia: I'll have "Thou Shalt Not Kill" engraved in every courthouse in the land!
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