Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 30, 2005
"Tom the Dancing Bug" by Ruben Bolling Tales of Boca Raton Barbara We ran into Boca Raton Barbara while traveling to Kiowa Valley for the drive, and rode with her a few days. Boca Raton Barbara: I just had my hair done... If it rains, I'll die! She told us she'd been tracking a band of Comanche for five years. Boca Raton Barbara: ...and if they think I'll EVER give up, they've got another thing coming. One night we got up the nerve to ask her what them Comanche done to her make her follow them all the way out here. She gripped her lipstick-stained coffee cup and spoke. Boca Raton Barbara: They came to town...and took my family's... ...reservations for the spring seafood-fest at the club. Next morning, she let loose on Pedro for leaving the coffee pot uncleaned overnight. Boca Raton Barbara: I TOLD you last night to clean this! LEARN THE LANGUAGE! I don't reckon I'd want to be them Comanche when Boca Raton Barbara finally does track them down. Boca Raton Barbara: Giddyap, already! What do I, have all day? The End?
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