Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 27, 2005
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Harvey Richards Lawyer For Children Harvey Richards: Egway eakspay Igpay atinlay. Jurist For Juveniles Joey: So, Paul is this total gunkhead who's trying to get into our club! How can I keep him out? Harvey: Perhaps I should be there when the vote is taken, Joey. Later... Joey: I hope no one minds if Mr. Richards sits in on this club meeting. Joey: As you know, Paul here has asked to join our club... Harvey: Ahem...before you vote, perhaps it's in the best interests of the club that I ask him some questions. Harvey: Paul, would you mind looking at your fingernails? Paul: Sure... Harvey: Hmm...you fellows don't allow GIRLS in your club, do you? Boy: No! Harvey: Then I'd suggest you deny Paul's application! He IS a GIRL!! Paul: AM NOT! Harvey: By the accepted legal definition, he certainly is! Girls look, at their fingernails that way! Boys do this! Boy #1: He's right! Boy #2: Yeah! Joey: Good job, Richards! Boy: Oo! Paul's a GIRL! Paul: I am not! SOB Harvey: Just remember -- I charge double for these tree house meetings!
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