Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 10, 2005
god-man a force for good since 13876897174 B.C. "intelligent design to the rescue" --or "hey, are those designer genes?"-- billions of years ago! a eubacterium struggles to get near a chemical nutrient! but it has no means of propulsion! is the bacterium doomed to extinction? who can save it? god-man is monitoring the formation of planet lqs#v's 12th moon, when-- god-man: hold! a bacterium's cry for help! he first rushes to his secret god-headquarters for some quick pointers... god-man: hmm... intelligent design for dummies then he streaks to earth where he exerts his omnipotence power! and the microorganism is suddenly endowed with an irreducibly complex flagellum! god-man has saved the day! the end epilogue - present day: man: *urk* I don't feel so good...! god-man: another e. coli infection on earth! ...maybe that flagellum design wasn't so intelligent!
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