Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 01, 2007
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Woman: No, I don't know who he is -- I was just set up. I just know his name is Charley. DING DONG Woman: Oh, there he is now. MY BLIND DATE WAS AN AUSTRALOPITHECINE! Charley: Hi! I brought a pigeon. Hope you like gray. Woman: Um...what ARE you? Charley: I'm a Sagittarius... ...let's see, what else? ...Well, I'm a hominid from the Pliocene epoch... Woman: This is NOT going to work. Charley: Do you have a problem with inter-genus dating? Woman: Not that I know of. I just find you repulsive. Charley: Fair enough. Should we start making out now? Woman: Look, I'm going to leave now. Charley: Let me be frank. I don't know you at all, but I like you. Woman: I'm keeping my hands in sight as I back away... Charley: Something about you makes me want to have sex. Charley: Oh, great. Now I have to go through that awkward is-it-too-soon-to-show-up-wearing-nothing-but-an-overcoat-and-silk-boxers phase of the relationship!
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