Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 02, 2008

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man TEAM UP Human-Man God-Man Powers: Ultimate control over every atom in the Universe; Master of Space/ Time Continuum Human-Man Powers: Bipedal locomotion; Functioning nervous system; Opposable thumbs Human-Man: That tip was on the money, G.M.! A jewel heist! God-Man: Let's do this, H.M.! Human-Man: Um, maybe you could have FLOWN us down... God-Man: C'mon! Double-step it! Human-Man: Puff, puff...hold it...right there! BONK Human-Man: Ow! Human-Man: God-Man! A little HELP! God-Man: I made myself invisible to them! Criminal: Who's he talkin' to? Human-Man: WHY...? God-Man: Keep your fists up! Criminal: I got his wallet! Let's go! God-Man: Now, that's not right. God-Man: Don't worry, chum! This is all part of my plan! Human-Man: Worst...superhero...partner...ever! The End