Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 06, 2008
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Charley the Australopithecine in "How To Succeed In Business Without Really Aligning" 2005 Nerrext Financial Copy Center Man: Hey, man, make me 200 copies of this presto -- fast! Charley: Sorry, I need a V.P. signature for an order that big. Man: Aw, c'mon! It's midnight! Screw Nerrex and its rules! Charley: Scr...WHAT? We both WORK for Nerrex Financial Services! Man: Dude, you work for YOURSELF! You just happen to be doing it at Nerrex! Charley: HUH? We're on the Nerrex TEAM! Man: Team?! There's no loyalty! They'll drop you like a brick the second someone decides you've gone negative on the cost/ benefit matrix. Charley: NO! I'm in the Nerrex TRIBE! Man: Wow, what era are you from? You've only got to be loyal to yourself. Charley: Only me? A tribe...of one? Man: Wise up! That's how all this works! Charley: ...it'll be ready in an hour... Man: Thanks, man. I'll put in a word for you. Charley: A tribe of one? 2008 Woman: Sir, your C.D.S. portfolio has tanked! Nerrex has lost billions! Charley: Cool, I'm outta here! Have the Porsche sent up and tell the C.E.O. I'll see him on the links! Next The tribe of Charley becomes a consultant for the treasury dept.
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Donaldo Premium Member over 14 years ago
hilarious. The birth of ego in a communal species.
markj0119 over 14 years ago
He went to work for Geico since it was so easy a Caveman could do it.