Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 12, 2009
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Product Non-Placement Auction - Announcement to Consumer Product Companies- Tom the Dancing Bug Marketing Concepts, Ltd. is putting up for bid the opportunity to NOT have your product appear in an upcoming installment that will feature... DINKLE the UNlovable Loser Dinkle: I just soiled myself. Your Car NOT Here Panel 3. Dinkle: This sidewalk is a great shortcut to my parole appointment. AUTO MANUFACTURERS What better use of bailout money than ensuring that your product is NOT what Dinkle is driving as he runs over a saucer-eyed pussy cat? Name and logo of your restaurant NOT here and here Panel 8. Dinkle: I'm not even mad at anyone! I'm just phlegmy! FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS Can you really put a price tag on having Dinkle be an employee of some OTHER chain restaurant when he expectorates into the french fry bin? Well, you'll have to. Your Beer NOT Here. Panel 11. KNOCK KNOCK Dinkle: It's a customer! Spit out that gum! BREWERIES Is it good for business to have cans of YOUR beer strewn around the motel room Dinkle shares with Joe Jonas? (Disney Channel lost the last auction -- Congratulations, high bidder Nickelodeon!) You decide. Send in your bids by next Friday! Thanks for participating, and Dinkle hopes to see you soon! Dinkle: Auction losers: it'll be great working with you!
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