Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 09, 2010
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Married Ladies: I'll Give You What Your Husbands DON'T ...For A Price We meet discreetly at a hotel, the room registered under my name. Your husband will never know. I'll cook the dinner. Just you and I -- no Blackberries, iPhones, sports scores, or beer. Man: I know how you like artichokes... Can your husband converse like this - Man: Oh, perfect! She's the one who couldn't be bothered to drop Timmy off after the sleepover! Woman: I know! Or this - Man: She said WHAT? Last month, your mother couldn't WAIT to visit Sharon! Woman: That's right! Building to this - Man: Now, I've been thinking about afterschool activities for the fall. First, for Jenna, there's an art class... Woman: Ohh Finally, to bed. Here's where I REALLY know just what you want. What you need. I turn out the lights, lean over, and whisper: CLICK Man: You've had a hard day. You should go right to sleep. Woman: ZZZ Just leave the money on the dresser. I'll clean up and take the garbage out.
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debra4life50 about 13 years ago
Hey, jtpozenel, is your avatar from “Evan Almighty”?
robinafox about 13 years ago
Wow, perfect! what’s the phone number?
Charles Brobst Premium Member about 13 years ago
He’s a gay man.
pksampso about 13 years ago
So, what every woman really wants is a wife…
lewisbower about 13 years ago
Naw! My wife doesn’t want to be treated that way. She wants to be belittled, insulted, worked to death, treated like a servant, hear everything I think is important, and—wait a minute, there’s someone at the door with some papers.
Ushindi about 13 years ago
I had to “favorite” this one - ALMOST as good as “God-Man”…
MatureCanadian about 13 years ago
Sounds like heaven to me.
number9dream about 13 years ago
Tiger Woods, eat your heart out.
MisngNOLA about 13 years ago
Dang, there’s money to be made doing those things? Except for the penultimate panel it looks sort of like the way things work at my house.
POPPA1956 about 13 years ago
I refer you to today’d “Non-Sequitor” strip.