Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 18, 2010
Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Percival Dunwoody, Idiot Time Traveler From 1909 Percival: I have traveled through time with this urgent mission...TO KILL HITLER! Man: Um...Hitler is dead. Percival: Then my work here is done. Here is a penny. Get me a sarsaparilla. Marital Mirth Man: Take my wife... Man: And by that I mean: take her physicall from me, I beg of you, for I utterly despise her. Guy At Starbucks Writing A Screenplay Man: Maybe if I position it this way, someone will notice... Man: Oh, I think she sees! Come on, ask me about it! Ask me! Woman: Excuse me, are you using this chair? Man: No...no, go ahead. Three-Panel Biographies Pablo Picasso was born in the city of Malaga, Spain, on October 25, 1881. He was the first child of an art professor of aristocratic ancestry. Then he became a famous painter, then he died choking on a chalupa. Captain Dynamo & Paper Towel Man Captain Dynamo: This should finish the job! Now, where's Paper Towel Man! Villain: One step closer, and Paper Towel Man gets it! Paper Towel Man: Don't listen to him, Captain Dynamo! Captain Dynamo: Paper Towel Man! Not again! The Seven Stages of An Actor's Career 1. Man: Who's James Caan? 2. Man: Get me James Caan! 3. Man: Get me a James Caan-type! 4. Man: Get me the ghost of James Caan! 5. Man: Isn't James Caan still alive? 6. Man: Get the ghost of James Caan out of my office! 7. James Caan: Sorry about that. He's leaving.
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Yes! And also his mother was Napoleon Bonaparte (although it is difficult to recognise him in this picture).