Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 25, 2011
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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man Woman: Help! We're being mugged! God-Man: SIGH Earth...again! Woman: Don't shoot! NO! BAM Woman: You got here too late! Bertram's been SHOT! God-Man: Alright. Come on. Woman: You got here too late! Bertram's been SHOT! God-Man: There you go! Woman: What just happened?! God-Man: Oh. I just took you to a different, alternative universe in which Bertram's still alive. Woman: What kind of solution is THIS? What about all the universes in which he's DEAD?! Bertram: I AM? Woman: It makes no sense and this universe looks STRANGE! Voice: Look out below! KLANG Woman: MMF God-Man: Oh. Now, which universe did I leave my coffee cup in? The End
ickymungmung about 13 years ago
In an alternate universe no one can hear your muffled scream.
micromove about 13 years ago
Awesome… This strip is fantastic! Keep it up Ruben!
e_keys about 13 years ago
God drinks tea I think.http://www.thecomicstrips.com/store/add_strip.php?iid=2114
3hourtour Premium Member about 13 years ago
….I don’t know about all you God haters..I sortta like God Man…
autumnfire1957 about 13 years ago
That’s right God don’t drink coffee, He drinks Cuevo.
snugharborman-catalog about 13 years ago
Why didn’t God-Man just bring Bertram back to life (and send her to Hell)? Can it be that God-Man is NOT as powerful as he would have us believe?(And to fritzoid: Great one!)
mercmarc about 13 years ago
Whats god mans phone number?
aardvarkseyes about 13 years ago
@JeepersCreepers
“Why didn’t God-Man just bring Bertram back to life (and send her to Hell)? Can it be that God-Man is NOT as powerful as he would have us believe?”
If God-Man did bring Bertram back to life, they would still be in an alternate universe to the one in which he died. Ruben is just showing us the process.
@fritzoid
Of course, even with an infinite number of alternate universes being formed every instant, an individual can only occupy one at a time, so if Bertram and his companion were transferred to one in which Bertram wasn’t shot, their doppelgangers already residing in that universe would have to be shifted elsewhere, possibly (probably) one where Bertram DOES die.
Not necessarily. It’s not just that Bertram does not die, it’s that God-Man intervenes to change the course of history. At the moment God-Man changes things, he may create a new universe in which Bertram hasn’t died. In that case, nobody is displaced, because nobody existed until God-Man took the man and the woman out of their time-stream and into the new universe.
Sorry. I’ve been writing alternate reality stories for about five years, now, and I may be overthinking the concept a little. :-)
Whitecamry about 13 years ago
“Which universe did I leave my coffee cup in?”Thus began the Quest for the Holy Coffee Cup.
fenneuter over 12 years ago
Don’t you mean the Church of Jesus Christ of Latte Day Saints?