Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 25, 2014
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky The Poor Little Duck Who's Rich In Luck in "STATE OF DENIAL" USA GVT. Driver: Federal funds for Hollingsworth Hound! Driver: Corporate tax breaks, payments, government contracts... Hound: Yes, yes... Driver: Okay, see you next month, Mr. Hound. Hound: Wait, what about THAT? Driver: That's federal MEDICAID MONEY for LUCKY DUCKY! Hound: EEP. Driver: He's too POOR for Obamacare, but not poor ENOUGH for Medicaid! Hound: ! Driver; The federal government said it will fill that gap! Hound: Not in MY state! Hound: Governor, REFUSE those federal medicaid funds for this state! Governor: Yessir! Hound: Grr...I only hope I'm in time! Lucky Ducky always finds a way to WIN! Driver: Here, this is for Lucky Ducky's health care! Lucky Ducky: COUGH COUGH Hound: STOP! Our state will not accept this money! Driver: But it doesn't cost your state anything, and he gets covered! Hound: He'd rather have his DIGNITY, sir! Doctor: Uh, guys... Doctor: You argued so long, Lucky Ducky went into cardiac arrest! Now we HAVE to admit him, to the emergency room! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha... Hound: LUCKY DUCKY! The End
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Ah yes, the magic of “free” federal money, that doesn’t cost anyone anything! Let’s buy Lucky a porsche while we’re at it.