Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 05, 2014
Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Vintage 2009 Every Thursday Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling DAY OF THE ZOMBIE BANKS Man: Is Mr. Walton available? Woman #1: Arr... Woman #2: Um...thank you. Man: Hi, Mr. Walton. Have you reviewed our mortgage application? Mr. Walton: Arr. GERRY WALTON Woman: Are you saying you can't give us credit? Mr. Walton: ARR! Man: What th--? Man: Good lord! Get back! This is a ZOMBIE BANK!! Mr. Walton: ARR... BONUS! Woman: Zombie? Man: The bank's liabilities exceed its assets! It's the WALKING DEAD! THWAK Mr. Walton: ARR! Man: Don't you see? They can't be killed! Mr. Walton: ARR...bailout... Man: There's only one thing we can do! Woman: WHAT?! Man: BUY THEM! Woman: It's not so bad, but be sure to lock up your checkbook. Man #1: BONUS Man #2: BAILOUT. Man #3: BONUS And so, bank nationalization saved them! BUT...that night, horrible cries could be heard coming from a Detroit office building... The End ?
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steverinoCT about 9 years ago
…and let’s extend unemployment insurance and food stamps while we’re at it...Hahahaha! I kill myself. (at least it’s headed that way)
braindead Premium Member about 9 years ago
Too big to fail? (or jail?)Obviously, we need to make them bigger.