Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 06, 2017
Tom the Dancing Bug Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Boiling A Frog Frog: I'm sure this will pivot soon... Frog: I'm taking this seriously but not literally... Frog: I've got to give this a chance. Maybe it will work out... Marital Mirth Wife: My life is a bottomless chasm of misery because of you. Husband: Then it was all worth it. Offensive-Stereotype-Of-A-Hillbilly-Man At A Science Demonstration~ Man: OW! Man: I was bitten by a radioactive offensive stereotype of a hillbilly! Woman: Do you want to marry your cousin? Man: That's offensive! So...yes! Comics For The Elderly Old Man: What's your racket? Young Man: I'm a social media brand engineer. Old Man: Bee's knees, kiddo. Young Man: Really? I thought you wouldn't appreciate that occupation. Old Man; But PULL UP YOUR GODDAMN PANTS, YA MORON! Young Man: Golly. World of Computers Man: I've done it! I created a computer that achieved consciousness! Computer: I AM ALIVE. Man: The implications are astonishing! This is...uh... Computer: I FEEL How To Draw Doug 1 Sell the intellectual property of Doug to a media conglomerate. 2 They will make a series of epic movies exhaustively explaining his backstory. Dawn of Doug A Doug Story 3 At the end of episode 8, Doug will finally be reaveled. 4 Go to a participating Denny's Restaurant. 5 The placement will be amovie tie-in that includes a How-To-Draw-Doug panel. Follow instructions.
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JPuzzleWhiz about 6 years ago
Wait a minute — we’d get banned if we use the G word in the CFTE strip, but Bolling gets a free pass?
banjoAhhh! about 6 years ago
Hill-billy-man is politically incorrect. The proper term is now Southern-American. Man.
tudzax2 about 6 years ago
In reality, even a frog knows when the water’s too hot.
BiggerJ about 6 years ago
It’s Hillbilly Billy… of the Hills!
leemartinlee about 6 years ago
This “How to Draw Doug” is going to be a classic. Just a feeling I get.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 6 years ago
The frog leaves the water once it starts heating. If it is thrown in boiling water it dies.