Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 15, 2017

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    Packratjohn Premium Member about 6 years ago

    This gets printed and posted for all to see. Thank you for the PSA.

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    Pedmar Premium Member about 6 years ago

    If you believe global warming is a hoax, then you’ve swallowed the lies fed to you by the big energy companies who value profits over humanity.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I’m waiting for the global warming to make the storms so severe and far-reaching that they make glaciers from incessant snows and fill the Sahara with green plants again. According to ocean sediments, it should take another ten thousand years, though AGW could make that as little at nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine years with a year off for good behavior. The only problem is that AGW might save a few acres of inland habitat and a few million extra humans might be alive at the end of it all. And you know how much I hate humans and inland habitats.

    I’ll bet if we get the Earth a foil hat, we can cut the warming cycle back to nine thousand nine hundred and ninety years.

    In the meantime, I’ll just sit here in denial and wait for the explanation of how we move more water out of the seas with less thermal energy and an Aquarian conveyor that breaks down before it hits shore because the atmosphere is too cold and shallow.

    I can’t wait to hear it. Will it be aliens? Will it be Divine Intervention? Will it be magnets or magic? What will be the global climate Deus Ex Machina to save us from growing inland aridity and rising seas? I’ve got my willing suspension of disbelief all primed and ready to hear it.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 6 years ago

    And JSS is a “Cat 5” all by him/her/itself!

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    genome_project Premium Member about 6 years ago

    I wish everyone would quit replying to JSS1!!

    He’s just a Russian BOT.

    You can tell because he never comes back and defends his comment when everyone slams him.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 6 years ago

    You know, the Pentagon takes climate change more seriously than almost anybody else, considering it a matter of future national security. And they’re making plans and even spending more money than usual on account of this. But…but…but if it’s a hoax, that means that our national security is being threatened by hoaxers!

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    Mr. Blawt  about 6 years ago

    Republicans have to deny the science, or explain why they have been lying for 20 years. If global warming doesn’t make storms stronger, does that mean jesus is mad at texas and florida?

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    Funny_Ha_Ha  about 6 years ago

    If you don’t think humans can affect the climate rip your thermostat off the wall. If that doesn’t convince you start your car and leave the garage door closed while enjoying your Kid Rock collection.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 6 years ago

    “Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”

    -————————— George Carlin

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    Kip W  about 6 years ago

    “Day and night are normal cycles, and nothing to be afraid of. We’ve always had them, so there’s no reason to be concerned that for the last 300 days, the sun has 1% less bright each morning.”

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    donut reply  about 6 years ago

    “Scientist” scream humans are responsible for global warming. How about going back to your labs and define the difference between natural global warming and cooling and human induced. Can’t do it? Call me a a few hundred years when you can.

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    VaughnMarlowe  about 6 years ago

    Sully, alas all that mush in your head seems to have turned to shit.

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