Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 31, 2020

Great commentary on the not so greatest country on earth.

Hilarious!

TDB speaks the truth again.

Us mericans is too smart for them aliens

“Quick! Pass a bill offering free Roundup to everyone who will spray it on the flowers libs want everyone to use! Well give them ‘Flower Power’!”

“The fools! They cut their own throats!”

An actual quote from the 1953 movie version of War of the Worlds.

Not just Americans, they are everywhere. Only, most places they are not encouraged anywhere near as much.

I guess a US controlled by aliens would be be even more dangerous to the rest of the world despite its flower power than the US controlled by humans(?) has been.

Send in secret special do it all with his college buddies Kushner……just like how he saved us from the Covid for sure he can defeat these attackers.

Man, the Americans in this alternate universe are dumb!

Thankfully, not so dumb in this one.

https://thehill.com/homenews/news/504688-nearly-90-percent-of-americans-say-they-are-wearing-masks-in-public-as

Well, thank God for the Germans, 100% of whom happily embraced the necessity of masks.

https://www.thelocal.de/20200706/why-a-row-has-broken-out-in-germany-over-face-masks-coronavirus

Tom, sometimes you bug me.

;)

America, land of the circular firing squad.

What does “Ali-planned” mean?

Paul Krugman was there… and he has been proven wrong, in one sense: https://business.time.com/2011/08/16/paul-krugman-an-alien-invasion-could-fix-the-economy/

Terrifyingly ACCURATE!!!!

Want to defeat covid-19 in America? Simple. Complete national shutdown, starting immediately. Except for essential workers, no exceptions. How many more thousands must die before we realize this simple fact?

China wants Americans to have flowers. That is why they are sending them free seeds in the mail.

Very well put!

Or, we could simply stop capitalizing our cities…?

Having Orange#45 flashing “white power” is a great detail.

Today’s Non Sequitur is a nice accompaniment to today’s TtDB.

My kid ain’t goin back to skool if their are flours there!

Ha! I love this. Great job Ruben.

Sums it up.

“I ain’t no damn hippie and I’d rather die than wear a flower!” Okay by me.

No one puts a better face on America’s coronavirus ignorance than Louie Gohmert!

To sightly paraphrase e.e.cummings:

America i love you because

when you’re hard up you pawn your

intelligence to buy a vote and when

you’re flush pride keeps

you from the pawn shop and

because you are continually committing

atrocities but more

especially in your own white house

Please don’t stop me if you’ve already read my song parody somewhere or other before, but it’s about as relevant now as when I wrote the dang thing! [with insincere apologies to Cole Porter]

Clorox your COVID

Start bleaching it now

Clorox your COVID

And your innards you will wow!

If you’re having bad luck with infection

Give yourself a quick Lysol injection

If you get no results from your bleach sprays

Try an enormous dose of UV rays

If COVID continues to harry ya

Try a drug that is meant for malaria!

Clorox your COVID

And you’ll drop like the Dow!

Should really be flagged as ‘fiction.’ Just in case…

Sadly, this is US.

He foresaw this happening!

Why did you think he wanted a “Space Force”?

And just like that, with the wave of a pen, those who study viruses and MCTs of mask wearing are dismissed as dolts. Time to line up with sleeves rolled up, Ruben. Bill Gates has something special waiting for you. Safety schmafety, it’s the only way we’ll return to “normal.”

So, for all the Americans killed by the alien attacks, would it be bad form to send flowers?

(What about cauliflower?)