Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 08, 2024

Meanwhile, the drowning children…

Who do the coaches pray to? And the team owners? And the fans?

Reminds of Jimmy Fallon doing the hybrid character Teebowie, who sings a la Space Oddity: “Tim Teebow to Jesus Christ.” Jesus answers that even he can’t help against Tom Brady.

Thank god god focuses on real problems while god deals with these petty matters, except when god doesn’t feel like it.

Boxers who say, “I’d like to thank Jesus for helping me beat the living daylights out of my opponent.”

Coming up after the break — we’ll talk with Pastafarians about today’s divine intervention…

God’s going to be real busy this coming Sunday. Wonder if he ever gets confused?

I’d be embarrassed to ask God for anything. I’m just hoping I did something terrific in my last life to deserve what I have in this one, because I am in serious trouble if I’m running up a bill.

Hilarious! Comforting to know God-man has extraordinary decision making powers on top of everything else.

First Commandment and FIFO prayer queue.

So, is this not technically a “Hail Mary”?

2.5 million? Pfui! God-man has about 168 million fans in the US alone, most of whom know they are destined for Heaven. Where the Fightin’ Jesus-man will lead a 21 gun salute in their honor.

Leading to the existential question: Can God-Man make a game involving athiests so strong in their beliefs that he can’t aid them?