Tom Toles for February 24, 2017

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    HUZZAH FOR TOM TOLES’s SPOOFS {a rhyme}

    Reduce your depression

    with many a session

    of takin’ pols lightly

    and not so uptightly.

    Huzzah for spoof-offs

    of political goof-offs.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    WHO IS THIS “CUI”? {a rhyme and an image}

    In the Latin’s “cui bono”, who is the “cui”?

    {In the phrase, “who benefits”, is the who “we”?} …

    … Is our -ocracy “dem-”? or “pluto-”?

    Is it us {regular folks} Popeyes? or is it the Bluto

    who courts {Big Oil} Miss Olive Oyl

    while seeking us Popeyes to foil?

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    http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02960/popeye5_2960147b.jpg===========

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    HE’s FüHRER-IOUS {a limerick}

    Our nation’s increasingly furious

    that Trump-think’s erraticallly spurious

    and highly Führer-ious

    and highly injurious.

    And yet he’s got FANS!! – This is curious.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    {We rhymers have license to mess with words,

    thereby showing that down-deep we’re nerds:}

    TRUMP-FANS TEND OBLIVIOUS {a limerick}

    The Donald’s fans tend oblivious

    that their Donald is {ignominious} ignominivous

    in a yuuge array

    of many a way.

    Their value to us is quite {minimal} minivous.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 7 years ago

    THE NEKKID EMPEROR FABLE {1.20 limericks and an image}

    Their party’s so yuugely unstable

    that Repugnantans yuugely enable

    their mental midget.

    Well, let ‘em fidget

    with their Donald Trump {idiot} idjit

    from the Nekkid Emperor fable.

    … an Image:

    https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BfeSRBxXzb4/V0CzVnkNrVI/AAAAAAABhZs/MCudZL3uYLYiBZi6JRBGgDGh8hm1JRFFwCLcB/s400/Emperor%2BTrump.jpg=======

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    phredturner  almost 7 years ago

    Republicans are all about freedom from government interference. Yeah, right

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    emptc12  almost 7 years ago

    Instructions for the zero gravity toilet in “2001: A Space Odyssey”:

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    http://www.ee.ryerson.ca:8080/~elf/aso/zeroGtoilet.html

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    Norman L Jones  almost 7 years ago

    @ go comics:Getting rid of multiple pictures on other websites worked, how about limiting multiple postings from same person?

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    avalon1  almost 7 years ago

    Tax reform. Immigration reform. Jobs.

    Oh, no. Antagonizing bathroom goers is far more important.

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    magicwalnut Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It occurs to me that it might be seriously dangerous for a fully transitioned female to walk into a men’s room.

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    Cerabooge  almost 7 years ago

    Unisex bathrooms, folks. When ya got stalls, why do you need separate bathrooms? And with stalls, HOW WILL YOU KNOW what the sexual makeup of a person is?

    (Sorry, but us guys just need to start sitting down to pee. I know it’s a great sacrifice, but if it’s part of eliminating this insanity, it’s worth it).

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    But this could be a job creation thing.. Would take very little to train those unemployed coal miners..

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    montessoriteacher  almost 7 years ago

    This obviously needs to be about how the person identifies. The transitioned person who started out as female and now appears to be a man could have a full beard, low voice from hormones, fully dressed as a man, etc. This would not go over well in the women’s restroom. The transitioned person who started out as male and now appears to be a woman probably might have a difficult time in the men’s room also. Folks who are so scared need to realize this has already been going on for a long time as people have always needed to pee. We just need to make sure that kids who are in transition are protected. I see it as being about protecting kids and the kids who are far more at risk are those who are transgender, not those who are non-transgender. Kids always tend to pick on anyone who is different from the norm if they pick on anyone.

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    pmaerz  almost 7 years ago

    Wow – what ignorance! Moving something back to the states is not the same as implementing a “Trump” rule. Shows how liberals distort the truth to advance their “hate the other side” agenda.

    Try having a real dialog with respect for each other instead of lying about the other side and trying to trick people into agreeing with you.

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    NeoconMan  almost 7 years ago

    herrweh says, “If a transgender woman goes into a women’s restroom, she will use a stall because that’s all there is. Again,no one knows.” …………………………………………Ah, but God will know, and if we allow this, He will smite us. After all, washroom usage is the essence of American Christianity.

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    Fibbermcgee Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Civil rights are never a states right issue. But of course legalizing pot is a federal issue. Can’t have it both ways.

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    emptc12  almost 7 years ago

    I know I quote “National Geographic Magazine” a lot. I’m surprised more people on these sites don’t. The following link is to the magazine’s January 2017 issue, the main topic being “The Gender Revolution.”

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    http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/01/

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    Nantucket Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Took my 4-year old grandson into the public ladies’ room the other day. Have always seen boys in ladies’ changing rooms and restrooms. Need to make restrooms unisex because I doubt fathers like to take their little girls past the urinals.

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    Charlie Tuba  almost 7 years ago

    Just piss on the Wall.

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    gammaguy  almost 7 years ago

    And make sure that your photo ID includes your genitals. Otherwise, how will we know for sure?.Of course, if you’re underage and you show it to us, we’ll have to arrest you for possessing child pornography.

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    edward thomas Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    And arrest the rest for “exposure!”

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    RAGs  almost 7 years ago

    Trump wants someone stationed there to stick his hand down their pants to check.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 7 years ago

    Genitals aren’t enough since there are two faux or secondary sexes that look female but are not complete and a male that never goes through puberty. Even the DNA reading is insufficiently read, usually. Gender is less science and more sociological.

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    NeoconMan  almost 7 years ago

    ^ Quite incorrect; Trump’s actions will have HUGE effects. It will easily distract all the Conservatives and persuade them to support anything else he does.

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    Dtroutma  almost 7 years ago

    Started putting out “unisex” bathrooms years ago to save money, and problems. It also cut DOWN on grafitti and vandalism! It’s also notable that those LEAST confident in their sexuality (“masculinity”) were the ones most opposed!!!

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