Tom Toles for May 05, 2020

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    Concretionist  about 4 years ago

    Five-thirty-eight polls are showing Biden with a close win. It’s early days yet, so it could very well change in either direction.

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    superposition  about 4 years ago

    Well done right-wing propagandists; you and the ☠resident have actually managed to completely divide a nation during a life-threatening pandemic at a time when they should be unified and working together to keep it under control. Don’t let the needless deaths bother you … just be careful that not too many of your loyal believers start dying from this harmless “flu” and start doubting your disinformation.

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    feverjr Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Yes, his supporters love the blame game…. because they’re really good people…. and 100,000 or 12,000,000 who cares, that’s math… as long as it’s not them

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    braindead Premium Member about 4 years ago

    They’re blaming China for lying and covering up.

    Those are bad things, right?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 4 years ago

    OK, so let the tens, yea hundreds, of thousands of human sacrifices to the true god of the Republicans, Mammon, and Mammon’s earthly prophet Tяцmp☠, continue and increase…

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    GreggW Premium Member about 4 years ago

    “Life is a tragedy to those who feel and a comedy to those who think.” – Moliere

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    sevaar777  about 4 years ago

    Theater of the absurd…

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    imagenesis  about 4 years ago

    We can probably find those masks on® because our money… I mean, our safety is Jeff Bezos main priority!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 4 years ago

    He’d better hope he gets the post office out of action…

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    PraiseofFolly  about 4 years ago

    The Trump Administration might already be planning another national holiday, Economic Martyr Day, in commemoration of those brave citizens who sacrificed their lives during the 2020 Pandemic in order to maintain Economic Prosperity. (—

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    jvo  about 4 years ago

    Nah, losers don’t count and aren’t worth commemorating.

    But there WILL be an Economic Saviours day ( with parades and military fly byes) to honour those who sent those workers to their deaths. With the workers (who don’t get a day off) having their pay docked to cover the cost of the festivities.

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    PraiseofFolly  about 4 years ago

    —) There are unconfirmed reports that a third theater mask will be added to the traditional two. It represents neither strictly comedic nor tragic elements, and would aptly represent players in The Trump Show cycle. It’s the mask of The Blank-Faced Liar (Pseftis Metrios), the first male Muse.

    The need for this mask seems apparent, since lies occur with great regularity within the ongoing Greek Play that is the Trump White House. A Mount Parnassus spokesperson declined comment when questioned by reporters. She did affirm, however, that the Chorus will continue to play a large role in future performances, containing MAGA, Legislative, and Media characters as required by plot.

    She would not comment whether Hubris and Nemesis will appear in future plays, suggesting that such questions be referred to Mount Olympus representatives. “It would of course be hubris for me to comment in that regard,” she stated. (—

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    The Demented clown administration….always a barrel of evil Doings and sneakiness!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Of course, it WAS “Only 15 people, and it will Miraculously vanish in warm weather due to our perfect efforts. We have the bestiest efforts EVER, many people have said so! It’s a YUGE effort, The BIGLIEST EFFORT ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!! And my numbers are BETTER then The Bachelor, and THAT’S what’s REALLY important!”

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 4 years ago

    That 100,000 deaths will be a daily total if the Orange Genius opens the country too soon.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 4 years ago

    Lord have mercy, what kind of a country is this, where such a creature could possibly be elected TWICE? The GOP is the party of death. It’s flagrantly obvious that Biden could not possibly be as bad as the incumbent, yet here we are, sweating it out again! I sweated Bush v.Gore and lost, Bush v. Kerry and lost, Obama v.McCain/Palin (Palin! Good god!),and won by a whisker, and in 2016 the world collapsed…and the “Supreme” Court will drag us down for 30 more years even if Trump loses….

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    Bookworm  about 4 years ago

    100,000 projected deaths is a long way from “nearly zero cases. . .in just a few days”, isn’t it?

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    jvo  about 4 years ago

    Oh, IDK 100000 has lots of zeros and he will be aiming for one or two more

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    The disgraceful Trump admin totally contaminated the USA.

    90% of the covid deaths are owned by ignorant negligent Republicans.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Cinco de Mayo update:

     World Records in Ball Dropping

    2001-08-06 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Bin Ladin Determined To Strike in US” • Bush did nothing.

    2001-09-11 • 5 weeks after PDB • 9/11 attacks • Death toll: 2,977

    2020-01-07 • Presidential Daily Brief: “Analysts concluded [coronavirus] could be a cataclysmic event.” • Trump did nothing.

    2020-03-11 • WHO declared a global pandemic.

    2020-04-15 • Trump suspended US funding of WHO.

    2020-05-05 • 17 weeks after PDB • US death toll: 70,401

    1955-1975 • 20 years (for comparison) • Vietnam War • US deaths: 58,220

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    Scoutmaster77  about 4 years ago

    Inside the Lincoln Memorial is scared ground. NPS regulations prohibit media events inside. Unless, of course, the NPS director is a corrupt POS and issues a waiver for Trump. :-(

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 4 years ago

    Roger Stone, a longtime friend and former top adviser to Donald Trump, allegedly ran a sprawling network of fake Facebook accounts starting in 2016, according to newly unsealed FBI search warrants.

    The search warrants, published in response to a joint petition from five news outlets, also report that Stone communicated with WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange as early as 2017.

    A source identified as Stone’s “right-hand man” told the FBI that Stone used the fake Facebook accounts to circulate WikiLeaks stories and, later, to defend himself against charges of Russian collusion.

    Stone was sentenced to 40 months in prison for lying to Congress and witness intimidation, but was never charged with aiding Russia in its attempt to influence the 2016 election.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Now he’s moving on to blaming his task force

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